Great crowd @B105Brisbane @RoyalChildrens comedy Xmas appeal with me @joelcreasey @stavb105 @radiokatd & @Ladyjmo ! http://t.co/rLdhte3zlm
I’m excited to be the new ambassador for Tsingtao Beer! Check out their Facebook page facebook.com/TsingtaoAUNZ/ and drink responsibly.
The UK premiere of “Problems” @samsimmonss funny & surreal sketch TV show I’m in @Join_Dave TONIGHT 10.40pm 4Dec2013 dave.uktv.co.uk/shows/problems/
Congratulations to @mattokine the new host with @AlexDyson for @triplej breakfast radio!
Melbourne I’m performing on the last show this season of #TheShelf @TheToffInTown right now with other great comics! shelvers.com.au
Playing Basketball in Carlton Gardens. Come join UNLESS you’re an overly aggressive Australian Logie Award Winning Actor who likes to coach.
The only answer to the “knockout game” is to pre-emptively knockout potential attackers first. The best defense is a good offense.
In response to Australian hooligan car drive-by insults I have trained myself to not look in the direction of any sudden loud noises.
I had a rude experience with @JetstarAirways once, but it was my fault for not purchasing the “courtesy” add-on.
If you’re in Fitzroy tonight I’m headlining comedy @LOLMelbourne at @TheProvincial Hotel 730pm ! Use password “Miami” for $5 tickets.